No Dickheads Sign

Price range: $13.50 through $48.50 exc. GST

SKU: PRO_F002

Funny Office Sign – No Dickheads Sign

Keep the vibe right with the No Dickheads Sign – a bold and hilarious reminder to leave bad attitudes at the door. Perfect for offices, workshops, garages, bars, or home spaces, this cheeky sign lays out the rules in the funniest way possible. A guaranteed conversation starter that adds personality and humor wherever it’s displayed.

  • Standard sizes available
  • Laminated
  • Supplied as an adhesive vinyl sticker or mounted on Corflute/PVC sheet/ACM panel
Self Adhesive Vinyl Sticker
Corflute Sheet
Thin PVC Sheet
ACM Metal sheet
300mm x 225mm
450mm x 337mm
600mm x 450mm
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No Dickheads Sign – Funny “No Dickhead Policy” Workplace Humor Sign

No Dickheads. We ask you to respect our “No Dickhead Policy”. If you’re a dickhead, have been known to be a dickhead or are thnking of being a dickhead today, we ask that you be go be a dickhead somewhere else!

Set the tone and keep the atmosphere positive with the No Dickheads Sign – the ultimate humorous rule for any workspace, garage, bar, or home. Sometimes the best way to make a point is with a little blunt humor, and this sign does exactly that.

Featuring the message:

“No Dickheads. We ask you to respect our ‘No Dickhead Policy’. If you’re a dickhead, have been known to be a dickhead, or are thinking of being a dickhead today, we ask that you go be a dickhead somewhere else!”

This sign is perfect for workplaces with a sense of humor, workshops, sheds, man caves, bars, or anywhere that values good vibes and good people. It’s a lighthearted way to remind everyone that respect and positivity matter.

Designed with clear, bold text for maximum readability, the sign stands out whether it’s mounted on a wall, placed on a door, or displayed near an entrance. It also makes a fantastic gift for coworkers, bosses, friends, or anyone who appreciates straight-talking humor.

If you’re looking for décor that’s funny, memorable, and guaranteed to spark laughter, the No Dickheads Sign is the perfect addition.

Features

  • Bold, humorous message that grabs attention
  • Easy-to-read design
  • Perfect for offices, garages, bars, and man caves
  • Great gag gift or novelty décor
  • Fun way to set the tone for your space

Easy to apply NZ is to provide quality-made safety signs to all of New Zealand. Our great prices and convenient online ordering platform make us a preferred supplier to many NZ businesses. All our signs are designed and manufactured in Invercargill to meet the workplace health and safety needs of all businesses and industries in New Zealand.

Please note. We make some of our safety signs to order and it may take 5 to 10 business days to receive. If you require your order urgently, please don’t hesitate to contact us to confirm an estimated delivery date prior to placing your order.

If you are not sure about what sign you need for your business, just contact us at +6432183350 or email us and we will make it ready for you.

Hazard Signs Sizing Guide

Material

Self Adhesive Vinyl Sticker, Corflute Sheet, Thin PVC Sheet, ACM Metal sheet

Size

300mm x 225mm, 450mm x 337mm, 600mm x 450mm