No Assholes Sign

The No Assholes Sign is a light-hearted workplace sign designed to get a laugh while sending a clear message about maintaining a respectful and enjoyable environment. Whether it’s displayed in a workshop, office, lunchroom, garage or man cave, this humorous sign is guaranteed to catch people’s attention.

Perfect for tradespeople, workshops, engineering firms, factories, sheds and staff rooms, it makes a great conversation starter while reminding everyone to leave bad attitudes at the door.

Manufactured in New Zealand from durable materials, this sign is suitable for both indoor and outdoor use and is available as a sticker or rigid sign.

Ideal as a gift for workmates, bosses, mechanics, builders or anyone with a good sense of humour.

Where Should This Sign Be Used?

Popular locations include:

• Workshops
• Staff lunchrooms
• Offices
• Garages
• Engineering workshops
• Sheds
• Man caves
• Factories
• Warehouses
• Reception areas
• Break rooms
• Home workshops

Common Industries

Popular with:

• Engineering
• Construction
• Automotive
• Manufacturing
• Trades
• Farming
• Forestry
• Transport
• Warehousing
• Small businesses
• Home workshops

Why Use This Sign?

Benefits include:

• Adds humour to the workplace
• Creates a fun talking point
• Brightens staff rooms and workshops
• Makes a great gift
• Durable indoor and outdoor construction
• Easy to install
• Manufactured in New Zealand

Related Hazards

Although humorous, this sign promotes a positive workplace culture by helping discourage:

• Poor workplace behaviour
• Negative attitudes
• Workplace conflict
• Low staff morale
• Unprofessional behaviour

Helps Comply With

While this is a novelty sign and not a compliance safety sign, it supports positive workplace culture alongside:

• Workplace behaviour policies
• Staff wellbeing initiatives
• Respectful workplace programmes
• Company culture guidelines

FAQ

Is this an official workplace safety sign?

No. This is a novelty sign designed for humour and workplace enjoyment. It is not intended to replace official health and safety signage.

Where is this sign most commonly used?

It’s popular in workshops, garages, offices, lunchrooms, sheds, man caves and staff areas where a bit of workplace humour is appreciated.

What mounting options are available?

Available as:

• Laminated vinyl sticker
• Corflute sign
• PVC sign
• ACM (Aluminium Composite Material) sign

Looking for additional access control signage? View our range of No Entry Signs, Restricted Area Signs and Prohibition Signs for workplaces throughout New Zealand.

Not sure if this is the right sign for your workplace or facility? Read our guide “Prohibition Signs in the Workplace: What They Mean and Why They Matter” to learn about prohibition symbols, compliance requirements and when different prohibition signs should be used.

Not sure if you’ve got all the safety signage you need?
Download our Free Safety Signage Checklist to make sure your workplace complies with New Zealand safety standards — it’s a quick and easy way to identify missing signs and stay compliant for further information check out 5 Workplace Signs Every Office Needs (And Why They Matter).

For further information go to the Worksafe website https://www.worksafe.govt.nz/topic-and-industry/hazardous-substances/managing/hazardous-substances-signs/

NZS/AS 1319:1994 advocates simplicity and clarity in safety signage. To be effective, they should be easy to read and interpret at a glance.

The Standard is about the use of legible text and appropriate, simple symbols.

By simplifying the message, it reduces the risk of misinterpretation, which increases the chances of the sign’s warning or instruction being followed.

Enhancing the signs visibility through placement and colour

Placement and visibility will play a crucial role in the efficiency of safety signs.

The standard states that signs must be positioned near the hazard they are warning about, which ensures that the safety message is relevant. Also it advocates the use of contrasting colours for the background and lettering. This attention to the colour scheme will increase visibility and readability from a reasonable distance, which ensures the message is accessible.

The mission of Hazard Signs NZ is to provide quality-made safety signs to all of New Zealand and Australia. Our great prices and convenient online ordering platform make us a preferred supplier to many NZ businesses. All our signs are designed and manufactured in Invercargill to meet the workplace health and safety needs of all businesses and industries in New Zealand .

Please note: We make some safety signs to order and therefore it may take 5 to 10 business days to receive. If you require your order urgently, please don’t hesitate to contact us to confirm an estimated delivery date prior to placing your order.

If you are not sure about what sign you need for your business, just contact us at +6432183350 or email us and we will make it ready for you.

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